In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 17, 1997
Transcript:
Man 1: I swear that beachball was as big as this room. Man 2: I personally intercepted three - count 'em - three paper airplanes. Man 3: ...That siamese cat is loose on the field and I'm thinking, okay, someone has got to run out and try to grab it. After games, the stadium security guards would gather and swap stories.