In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 20, 1997
Transcript:
Dad: this, son is what we call a golf club. Boy: Goo Dad: Tiger Woods was just about your age when he took up golf. And now he's really really rich!! ...but, hey, no pressure. Ok, son, hold the club like this. Now just swing a that little round thing, try to make contact. We're Rich!! Boy: Goo.