In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 27, 1997
Transcript:
Voice: There you are, Schmedly. Man: Step into my office. I'll be blunt Mr. Schmedly, as an NBA player you've reperesented my company- 'splat athletic shoes' - for five years. In that time you've been arrested five times.... you've been suspended for fighting eleven times. You've associated with nefarious characters and.... last week you grabbed a referee and gave him a wedgie!! What do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Schmedy? Mr. Shmedly: Gimme more money. Man: Done.