The Laws of Golf
LAW 8: Palm trees eat golf balls.
LAW 9: Sand is alive. It will swallow your balls.
LAW 10: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer, and an IRS agent – or some similar combination.
More laws later.
The Laws of Golf LAW 8: Palm trees eat golf balls. LAW 9: Sand is alive. It will swallow your balls. LAW 10: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer, and an IRS agent – or some similar combination. More laws later.