In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 16, 2010
February 15, 2010
February 17, 2010
Transcript:
Kentucky slug derby Bernie, you'd better get over here in the next half-hour or so....they've entered the stretch.
Shouldn’t the slugs have numbers on their backs or something? How can you tell if the one that won was yours? What motivates a slug to race, anyway? Winner gets the fresh tomato leaf? Or is there a turtle behind them pushing a can of “Instant Slug Death” ?