In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 27, 2020

Where is there a will there’s a way.

Is he trying to get into or out of Heaven

They say the streets are paved with gold there. This guy’s in for a hell of a hard landing.

Some North Korean recently pole vaulted into South Korea.

He knew his sports training would have it’s uses.

“I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively.”

I wonder if the Angel ABM guarding the wall will get him.

If they don’t let you in, you wouldn’t enjoy it anyway. It’s about loving and serving others. People in Hell are all about #1. That’s presumably why there is no reference in Scripture to companions in Hell: they are probably aware of others, but they care only about themselves, and the demons and devils aren’t running the show; they are only captives like the rest, self-imprisoned, self-tormented.

There is always a loophole.

He should’ve had some Redbull.

Did he try knock-knock-knocking on Heaven’s door?

We used to sing a song in Children’s church: “…so high, you can’t go over it; you must go in by the door.”