In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 15, 2021

Locally Sourced Surfers? Many sharks prefer the more exotic imported variety…

Another Jaws™ sequel ?

Now that’s a tough beach!

Does “Locals only!” mean “We’ll only let Locals surf here.”

or “Only Local Surfers are on our diet.”

What about “free range” surfers?

They are locals – Californians – fleeing.

Must be Hawaii.

Australia? Or maybe the Channel Islands?

I would Not argue with a shark.

Picky sharks!