In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 01, 2022

Pizza bait LOL Very funny.

That’s some tough pizza.

I recommend iPhones as bait.

I didn’t know a person’s head could turn 180° like that.

And he thought he was beyond the jurisdiction of his home authorities.

What’s the limit?

Look likes you’ll have to catch and release….oh wait

They are not in season. That one is ok, so tag his ear, put on a monitoring collar, and release him.

“It’s okay. I only catch, probe, release!”

Are they on the Island of Naboombu? “No peopling allowed!”

The previous aliens, Venusians, were never as successful. They use pizza slices with ham and pineapple.

TO SERVE MAN

Can I have some of that bait?

AND that’s not lawful bait to boot……