Definitely an elk. They’re the only member of the Cervidae big enough to lift a large anvil by themselves.
Research shows that the smaller white-tailed deer prefers to drop pianos, not anvils, and they usually work together to set up the trap. One acts as the lure and distraction, and three or four lift the piano. The really inventive herds will bring along a squirrel, to play a few bars of ominous music and then leap off the keyboard to safety just before the piano drops.
The Florida key deer is too small to manage either a piano or an anvil. They commonly make use of the coconuts which grow on the local palm trees.
Bears? You know that bears climb trees really well, right? And, you know the rhetorical question about what bears do in the woods, right? Put ‘em together, and figure out what happens when a hunter passes through the woods where the bears are waiting for him. It’s perhaps the least dignified way to die known to modern science.
That’s North American bears, of course. The Australian drop bear has an entirely different attack strategy, but it’s a koala rather than a true bear.
angelolady Premium Member about 2 years ago
Opposable hooves. Sayonara, hunters.
Doug K about 2 years ago
It looks like the deer ordered and got the deluxe Acme Cumulonimbus Cloud – complete with Anvil Head.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 years ago
DON’T SHOOT!!
SHIVA about 2 years ago
Caution, the next sound you hear may be an anvil landing on your head!!!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
When out in the field, always be alert to your surroundings……don’t jump the gun…..
MichiganMitten about 2 years ago
Why’s it always Dewey?
MickMaus about 2 years ago
I don’t know, that stuff never works for Wile E. Coyote. :-)
Amra Leo about 2 years ago
SPLAT!
DavidPlatt about 2 years ago
Definitely an elk. They’re the only member of the Cervidae big enough to lift a large anvil by themselves.
Research shows that the smaller white-tailed deer prefers to drop pianos, not anvils, and they usually work together to set up the trap. One acts as the lure and distraction, and three or four lift the piano. The really inventive herds will bring along a squirrel, to play a few bars of ominous music and then leap off the keyboard to safety just before the piano drops.
The Florida key deer is too small to manage either a piano or an anvil. They commonly make use of the coconuts which grow on the local palm trees.
Bears? You know that bears climb trees really well, right? And, you know the rhetorical question about what bears do in the woods, right? Put ‘em together, and figure out what happens when a hunter passes through the woods where the bears are waiting for him. It’s perhaps the least dignified way to die known to modern science.
That’s North American bears, of course. The Australian drop bear has an entirely different attack strategy, but it’s a koala rather than a true bear.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Acme sold out of pianos and safes?
mwksix about 2 years ago
“I don’t know Huey. Seems hard to do without opposable hoofs. And what happened to Lewie?”
harvey812abc about 2 years ago
Not any more.
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Looks like a lose/lose scenario to me…..
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
We have ourselves a stand off.
washatkc Premium Member about 2 years ago
Awesome far side look.
aussie399 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Did that anvil come from Acme? If it did it’ll fall on the buck