In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 13, 2023

They may have to scoop you up in a bucket.

Today on Wide World of Sports, it’s the Acapulco Marathon/Cliff-Diving/Bull-Fighting Triathlon!

Good thing.

Piling it on.

Gotta come back down after that runner’s high.

Meep meep meep

Just as well

Lemming 5k!

Just curious, but why does it say FINISH on that side of the banner?

Is the sign backwards? Shouldn’t the word ‘Finish’ be on the other side?

Illinois, Pennsylvania and Arizona voters following each other?

Kicked the bucket…

How prophetic of you.

Will definitely pick up speed on the downhill part of the race

Finish is that the Finnish word for denouement…

Finally, fate fatally finishes facing future failure…

I’d be nervous if I saw burning terrain with a bunch of grotesque looking creatures with pitchforks at the end of that race….

Who set this race up, lemmings?

Interest in next year’s race has been plummeting fast!

The Finn’s have a great sense of humor