In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 28, 2023

Nope. Just a foul person.

I was listening to some guy being interviewed about his work, and he described himself as “flagrantly homosexual” and I thought: Nobody ever describes themselves as “flagrantly heterosexual”. I wonder why not?

Player on the right is called for over-analyzing, he gets assigned a flagrant too.

“Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, he said ‘flagrant’, not ‘fragrant’. It has nothing to do with your not showering before the game.”

Just don’t let your flagrant meet up with delicto and you’ll be OK.

Too many flagrant fouls happen too much in the sports world today!

Flatulent, Maybe.

Maybe he needs more training – to disguise it better.

“But why do you have scrambled eggs on your head?”

Funnily enough, I just committed a fragrant foul. I blame the 3 bean salad I had for lunch yesterday.

My wife calls them “Fraggle Fouls” after Fraggle Rock.

You smell OK…

But it wasn’t flagrant, it was intentional.

Yes Dewey, you are blatantly offensive… but only on one end of the court.