In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 08, 2023

Place must be empty.

God’s house is to the right of the course.

Reminds me of the old joke about getting paired with Jesus and Moses playing golf. It’s too long to type out, just google it there are several links and videos.

well there goes my chance

No but at least I fixed my dog.

Fairway to Heaven.

St. Andrew must be working the gate, temporarily.

Do you have a better chance if you never played golf?

Besides we don’t allow that kind of language in here.

Fixing your own imperfections is not a requirement to get in.

The only “fix” that works/counts is one that has already been taken care by the Son of God.

Oh man…I don’t even golf. Guess there’s no hope for me!

In my idea of heaven every shot goes straight. …and there are no water hazards. :o)