In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 20, 2024

Depending on what game is in front of them, they might already know that.

I find this version easier to believe than the original.

Is this fruit locally sourced? Is it from the garden?

Fig leaves haven’t yet been invented…

It looks good. It sounds good. It’s very tempting.

Ok. Who’s going to sit there after they bare-assed the bleachers?

“Knowledge is good.” (Emil Faber)

So lemme get this straight. They were forced to wear clothes because they ate from a tree giving them knowledge of good and evil. Well He!!’s Bells, how else are they gonna know if they are making godly choices or not? Sounds to me that god set ’em up to fail.

FINALLY I understand Genesis!

Summer’s Eve.

Sometimes it’s good to be evil.

Two beers for him.

The cheap seats at the RNC Convention.

You’re gonna regret that Eve.

If they’re the only two people, then who’s playing?