Oh, those poor vegetables. They’re raised in unnatural dirtless hydro media, you know. And they never get to go to seed naturally. Many don’t ever see sunlight. And they’ve been so bred up that they’re not even able to enjoy being natural plants. It’s just disgusting how they’re farmed. Oh, what to eat? What to eat? I know! Bugs! Free-range bugs! And weeds. Wild weeds. But then, what will Henrietta, my free-ranging chicken eat to get he nice and plump and ready for the pot. Or Alex the pasture-raised goat kid. He needs the weeds to fatten up into a nice cabrito. If I eat the weeds and bugs, what of them?
Oh, those poor vegetables. They’re raised in unnatural dirtless hydro media, you know. And they never get to go to seed naturally. Many don’t ever see sunlight. And they’ve been so bred up that they’re not even able to enjoy being natural plants. It’s just disgusting how they’re farmed. Oh, what to eat? What to eat? I know! Bugs! Free-range bugs! And weeds. Wild weeds. But then, what will Henrietta, my free-ranging chicken eat to get he nice and plump and ready for the pot. Or Alex the pasture-raised goat kid. He needs the weeds to fatten up into a nice cabrito. If I eat the weeds and bugs, what of them?