I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing 20 minutes ahead of schedule. The bad news is that we have run out of fuel and will be landing against the side of a mountain.
I knew something was fishy because I never saw any First Class passengers when I was departing the plane! Or it could be because I usually am deplaning from the cheap seats in the deep bowels of economy seating.
C about 22 hours ago
.. including deplaning.
Zebrastripes about 14 hours ago
Does this men the plane is THAT long, it lands on the runway hours before the back end does?
cactusbob333 about 12 hours ago
I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing 20 minutes ahead of schedule. The bad news is that we have run out of fuel and will be landing against the side of a mountain.
jmcenanly about 11 hours ago
They’ll beam them over shortly after takeoff.
William Stoneham Premium Member about 10 hours ago
I knew something was fishy because I never saw any First Class passengers when I was departing the plane! Or it could be because I usually am deplaning from the cheap seats in the deep bowels of economy seating.
Teto85 Premium Member about 9 hours ago
That sounds about right.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 8 hours ago
great expressions! Even before I read the captionI knew they were listening
fbkarl 34 minutes ago
Stupid