Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for January 17, 2015
January 15, 2015
January 19, 2015
Transcript:
Little Brother: Cool Game, huh? Big Brother: It's Ok, I have a better one. Little Brother: No way Big Brother: Hot babes, crazy weapons, no invisible walls, sick graphics, fierce action... an unpredictable world of deadly challenges and bizarre adversaries! Little Brother: Wow! You must play that all the time! Big Brother: Every chance I get, kid. Every chance I get.
I have a better. Armed adversaries, some crazy. For each one you take out, another takes his place. Unpredictable scenarios. Steadfast warrior companions. Full tactile feedback when firing. Continuous free updates. Full actual reality. Pain transducers. No replay. Dead is dead. Your miserable computer game can’t touch it.