Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for April 03, 2015
Transcript:
The Easter Bunny. They kids! Let me tell you about the Easter Bunny! While you're sleeping, he sneaks in and cuts off your eyelids with scissors. Wait. That's not what he does. Who am I thinking of? Oh, yeah, I'm thinking of this guy. The Easter Bunny's not even real.
Does he leave any money under the pillow?