Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for November 09, 2015
Transcript:
We used to have a Pet Teacher. She loved coffee! If we forgot to cover her cage, she would stay up all night grading papers! One time we accidentally left her cage open and our principal got her. Not long after that, Dad took our principal to live on a farm. Now we have an attorney but he stinks and bites. I wanted a turtle.
Fantastic! I always like this comic, but today’s was over the top.