Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for May 03, 2016
May 01, 2016
May 05, 2016
Transcript:
Humans are stinky. Our farts, our burps, our armpits, it saved us once. Aliens were going to invade in 2015 but cancelled because we were so stinky. Well mostly it was Sarah, not really, it was me.
Garlic chili dogs are listed as a planetary defense.