Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for August 11, 2016
August 09, 2016
August 13, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Grunt. Hey babe. I got you a silk scarf.
Woman: Did you poop this?
Man: I've told you. The silk comes out of spinnerets and-
Woman: Still smells like spider butt.
Man: Maybe I should date a spider.
Relax everybody. It’s a joke. Not science class.