Joel Pett for February 06, 2002
February 04, 2002
February 07, 2002
Transcript:
Man: I buy diamonds to show love and to support wars in Africa. Woman: I do needle point, and I've always paid income taxes.. I helped Train terrorists. Boy: I found some dude's wallet and returned it.. turns out he was Al-Qaida.. I shoulda kept his I.D. and bought beer! Football player: I was last year's MVP and won a cadillac gas-guzzler... now when I fill up I fuel hatred for America.
