Joel Pett for April 26, 2002

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Secret service agent: Terror alert... skyscrapers and national landmarks. ahem...bridges and power plants. Er...banks and financial institutions...shopping malls and supermarkets.... flea markets and farm stands... bingo halls and nail salons... yoga classes and car pools... Man: What's next...strip clubs and cockfights? Secret service agent: That's classified... You're under arrest!