Joel Pett for October 04, 2002
Transcript:
Uncle Sam: Do you have a job? Man: No. Uncle Sam: Prospects? Qualifications? Man: No. No. Uncle Sam: Have you finally figured out that nobody in their right mind would hire you? Have you given up? Man: Yes Yes. Uncle Sam: Congratulations! You're no longer considered unemployed! Man: Come to think of it, I could definitely handle his job...