JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 31, 1996
Transcript:
joe: Charley and donna were the perfect couple! How can they get divorced? Crunchy: I know why you're saying that, joe. Crunchy: Because he's a cop and she's a nurse just like you and marcy. Crunchy: Otherwise, they have nothing whatsoever in common with you! Man: Didja hear the good news about charley, my partner?