JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 13, 1997
Transcript:
Marcy: I hear the good news mr. portnoy! Man: yes! I made it through surgery with flying colors! Man: while i was under, I had a vision that changed my life! Man: A bright light told me that a rich man couldn't get into heaven! Marcy: So you're going to give up your millions? Man: No! I'm going to declare bankruptcy.