JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 17, 1997
Transcript:
Joe: Mom owns no fancy designer clothes. she's outwitted the crafty marketers! Dot: that's right. I'm too smart for them. Dot: I won't walk around advertising their name brands unless they pay me! Dot: I have enough self esteem to wear no name bargain brands! Marcy: Uh...about your lamp, your sofa, and your carpet... joe: Shhh! I can't hear mom's speech!