JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 28, 1997

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Joe: your mother, brother, uncle and two cousins are staying at your place? Yikes. Crunchy: now you know why I love the holidays. joe: so which holiday inn did you check into? crunchy: i'm not telling anybody. Joe: crunchy, how come you invite your family to stay with you...and as soon as they arrive, you check into a hotel? Crunchy: first of all, I never invite them. They just sort of show up. crunchy: And the always find me! in fact, my dad is at the hotel right now. Joe: But your dad passed away thirty years ago. crunchy: he's haunting me. Joe: What?! Is it scary? crunchy: Scary? It's terrifying! Absolutely terrifying! Man: someone ordered room service all day and cleaned out the mini bar. crunchy: Aah!!