JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 30, 1998

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Man:My new years resolution was to stay clean and honest. crunchy: Well, I have bad news.... Crunchy: It's only january 30th and you've already messed up. in fact, you're probably going to spend the next five years in jail. man: are you joking? Man: That's awful severe for blowing a new year's resolution!