JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 31, 1999
Transcript:
Man: I see you've got sunny's homework, huh? Marcy: It wasn't easy! Marcy: You know how many magazines I had to rifle through to find three words beginning with "Q"? Man: I had the same problem last week with "K". Marcy: plus I had to get sunny ready for today's math quiz. man: A quiz? Today? No fair!
For q there is Quiz, quark and quantum and for k kangaroo koala and kazoo.