JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 27, 1999
Transcript:
Joe: Marcy, I'm in the mood for a scary movie! marcy: Yikes! this one looks terrifying! Marcy: It's called "preoccupied parents." Joe: You were right, marcy! "preoccupied parents" is a very scary movie! Man: Bone chilling! Marcy: Hold me, joe! I'm going to have nightmares! Man: Not now, boy! Man: I'm so busy at work, I have no idea what my teenage son is into these days... eeeeee!! Man: gasp! Shriek! Marcy: I can't look! woman: let's use baby formula...breast feeding is too inconvenient. man: Ok! Joe: It's only a movie honey! Joe: Great! The kids are occupied! Marcy: yeah, we can get some work done while the tv babysits. Man: i'm going to get sick! Aaaah! it's too evil! Marcy: How did we get in this movie? woman: Look! third row! It's them!