JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 11, 1999

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boy: Nurse marcy, you've been really, really nice to me this week...marcy: just doing my job, russ. boy: you've been so terrific, I've decided to put you in my will. Marcy: Russ, stop talking like that. you'll be ok. boy: just in case, I've decided to leave you everything. marcy: you want me to take out the trash and finish painting the garage door. boy: I'm 15. all I have at this point is a list of chores.