JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 17, 1999

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Clarence: I'm going to buy this fish tank for myself! Joe: Today? Clarence: Yes! why not buy it right now? Joe: We're supposed to be buying gifts for our wives, not ourselves. clarence: I'll hide it from charlene the way I usually do. joe: you're going to stash it in your golf bag and put a raggedy head cover on it?