JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 24, 2000
Transcript:
"What are you doing at work? Captain gave you a few days off, remember?" "My mom's double-parked outside. I just need something out of my locker." "We're this close to catching the two guys who shot you." "Good!" "You're off-duty! What do you need your bulletproof vest for?" "Obvsiously, you've never been in a car with my mother behind the wheel."