JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 12, 2000
Transcript:
"How are you holding up with Joe out of town, Marcy?" "This is the first time we've been apart...I can't take it." "He should be arriving at his hotel room any minute now." "Every time the phone rings, I lunge at it thinking that it's him." "Uh-oh...that wasn't Joe on the line five minutes ago?" "Nope. I accidentally made Smoochy talk to some neurologist."