JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 14, 2000
Transcript:
clarence: Joe, I've decided to give away my tropical fish. joe: But you love those fish, clarence! Clarence: I love looking at them....I just don't have time to deal with them. they require a lot of attention! joe: don't even think about giving 'em to me! I don't need the headache. clarence: that's why I promised 'em to your kids!
I thought they all ate each other and there was just one fat one left… Unless, of course, he bought new fish.