JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 23, 2001

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joe: that poor homeless dude has no family to spend christmas with. crunchy: that guy isn't homeless. he's my cousin victor. Joe: That homeless guy is your cousin victor? Crunchy: Yup. he's right on schedule. he's on his way to my house for christmas. Joe: Is he the same cousin who walked through the russian desert on some kind of bizarre pilgrimage? Crunchy: That's him. he's still walking. joe: He's been walking since last summer? Crunchy: yep. He stowed away on a freighter and walked her from vancouver. joe: Crunchy, this story is incredible! crunchy: that's victor for ya. The least you could do is bring a bottle of wine!