JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 21, 2002
Transcript:
"Santa, I have an idea that might get kids to believe in you again." "I'm all ears. Get it? All ears! Hohohooo!" "See? You're witty. You need a movie!" "Who do you think is bankrolling Tim Allen?" "No, I mean you need to star as yourself. Like Eminem in '8 mile'!" "Love that kid. Never been on my 'naughty' list. It's all a stage act."