JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 19, 2004

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"Ask your dad if he wants to go to the mall with us." "Dad won't set foot in a mall." "And if you ask him to wait in the car, he'll drive off and leave you there." "Let's grab a cup of coffee right here, dad." "No" "I want to go where we usually get our coffee." "What's wrong with this place?" "It's one of those big corporate chains." "No it's not!" "They've fooled you with the name and the "Ma and Pa decor" "The big chains are opening up little "cafes" like this all over the place!" "They ain't gettin' our money!" "This is the diner we always go to. Why aren't you drinking your coffee?" "There's a logo on the napkin now. What's up?"