JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 28, 2005

Transcript:

"[Asian language characters]" "Sunny, why do you keep calling me 'Grasshopper'?" "Because you are a lowly white belt, 'Grasshopper.'" "As you can see, my belt is yellow. You are my pupil." "No, no. My teacher is master Ron." "Why are you in the 'Cat stance'?" "Let me answer: she's 'bout to go upside your head."