JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 21, 2005

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"What time is it?" "3 am." "Shall we scream now or shall we scream later?" "You know what they call a 'Quarter Pounder with Cheese' in Paris?" "They don't call it a quarter pounder?" "No! They got the metric system over there!" "What's that?" "What's what?" "What's the 'metric system'?" "How should I know? I've only been here a month!" "Anyway, they call it a 'Royale with cheese'." "What do they call a 'Big Mac'?" "What's that?"