JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 07, 2005

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"Well? Did it work?" "Yes! The homeless people no longer loiter in front of my store!" "Once I started blaring classical music onto my sidewalk, they dispersed!" "Told ya! Vagrants do not like the sound of classical music." "Now how do I get rid of the elitist social climbers out there sipping Merlot?"