JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 16, 2006
Transcript:
"Excuse me, nurse...When you get a sec." "Would you mind checking my vital signs?" "This is my first time getting sick!" "In your entire life? Really?" "Yep. My first time ever spending the night in a hospital." "It's not so bad, is it?" "It's like a hotel! Everybody is so nice!" "I had surgery just last night, and I feel great today! Modern medicine is truly amazing." MERCY GENERAL "Hi honey! I take back what I said about this place being a 'slaughterhouse'."