JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 10, 2006

Transcript:

"Get the tabloids on the phone! My sister is an alien!" "Teddy...Will you stop that?" "All human fetuses look like aliens. We have enormous heads, tiny bodies, and big black eyeballs." "You weren't 'abducted.' You were born." "Nonsense! My captors hung me by my feet and slapped me silly!"