JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 20, 2006

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"What are ya gonna do when you get home?" "Hide in my basement and nap on my favorite sofa!" "AAAAAAH!" "Where's the sofa that was in the basement?" "I sent it out to get reupholstered." "Why?" "Because it was gross, Joe." "The upholstery guy said he's never seen a sofa in that condition." "The kids have spent years beating that thing into submission." "It had so many juice stains, the man thought it had a floral pattern!" "Do you realize how soft and perfect that sofa was?" "I must say...their old sofa is very soft and perfect!" Fred's Upholstery