JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 25, 2008

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crunchy: hohoho. what do you want for christmas? boy: It's you! The real santa! I've been on the laps of one phony after another, all my life! boy: Finally! jolly ol' saint nick in the flesh! santa: so..the eyebrows don't throw you at all? Boy: your anger is totally understandable. everybody wants a piece of ya.