JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 05, 2010

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Maureen says, "Where did you go to college, Thaddeus?" Thaddeus says, "Actually, I never went to college" Thaddeus says, "I was a conscientious objector" Maureen says, "Hope I didn't offend Thaddeus" Clayton says, "What did you say to him?" Maureen says, "I assumed he was a college graduate!" Clayton says, "All twelve of my sons went to college except for him" Maureen says, "Grades weren't good enough?" Clayton says, "He was an honor roll student!" Clayton says, "But he wanted to become a star in Hollywood!" Clayton says, "...First, he was a bodyguard for some celebs," Thaddeus says, "Now, he's a movie stuntman" Thaddeus says, "Last week I was on fire and thrown off a skyscraper!" Clayton says, "I've never seen him so happy"