JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 17, 2010

Transcript:

Woman says, "Is there a problem, officer?" Crunchy says, "License, registration and proof of insurance" Woman says, "Is that all you people think about?" Man says, "Officer? allow me to explain" Crunchy says, "Lemme guess" Crunchy says, "You're from the planet 'zig-zag'" Crunchy says, "You're an alien disguised as a human!" Crunchy says, "On your planet you don't have turn signals" Crunchy says, "And speeding around cars is perfectly legal!" Crunchy says, "Well, on earth, you get a ticket for doing that." Crunchy says, "have a safe trip home." Alien says, "Citizens of zik-zag, the disguises are no longer working"