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See if one of these doctors around here has something to help Clarence sleep.
Joe, None of these doctors are his primary physician.
-mercy general-
They can't prescribe sleep medication for Clarence!
So...Nothing I can slip into his food, huh?
Actually that is not true. Any Dr. can write you a script, not just your primary. When my grandmother died and I had to fly to FL, one of the attending Dr. gave me a script for Xanax since I suffer from anxiety while flying. There are even services out there (we have one through our supplemental plan) that you can call and talk to Dr. and based on your symptoms, they can call you in a script if need be.