JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 11, 2013
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I wonder why Marcus didn't tell me this? This is big news! Marcus is going to play for the Philly Eagles again! Amazing! Marcus is going to return to the eagles! Clayton! great news! what? Marcus is gonna be traded back to the eagles! Bro! why didn't you tell me? -PHILADELPHIA- Internet rumor.
Ugh… Gossip… The worst of all social-destroying practices…