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in order to compete with "the Gossip kids in the hall" -
we have to address the "Local interest" Features that have made their show so popular.
The Gossip kids spread lies, rumors and unsubstantiated innuendo.
Lets do that along with diet tips!
Strange how Fox News can be so bad, but yet has more viewers than all of the other so called news channels nearly combined. I guess all of those millions of viewers must all be stupid.